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Richard Nixon is jumping because. .  .
. . . he just stole this child's tricycle.

. . . he stepped on a soiled diaper.

. . . he is rejoicing in the freedom and security provided by the Kotex® family of personal hygeine products.

. . . .he is terrified of the tooth-gnashing demon that relentlessly torments him in his dreams.