You Think Richard Nixon Is Jumping Because. . .
Halsman asked him to	submitted by  Jake on 12/06/2007
. . .His wife put ice cubes in his pants.	submitted by  Steph on 04/22/2005
He's filled with chocolatey goodness.	submitted by  Pazz on 04/22/2005
He is not jumping at all - the world is just trying to get get him off it's back.	submitted by  Spiro Agnew on 05/15/2003
He is listening to the song "Jump" by the backwards-clothes-wearing hip hop phenoms Kriss Kross.	submitted by  Mr. Ramon on 07/01/2002
His panties are riding up.	submitted by  Nathan on 06/29/2002
He just put away his first guy in the McCarthy trials. YIPPPPEEEE!!!!	submitted by  jeff on 02/24/2002
He just suckered Satan by selling him his worthless soul.	submitted by  Jon on 01/18/2002
He won a popularity contests and gets a trip tp china!	submitted by  macdaddy on 03/27/2001
He's going to disney world!	submitted by  kid on 03/27/2001
He's NOT slim, neat and single (not that theres anything wrong with that)	submitted by  dude on 03/27/2001
He has rectal itch	submitted by  clarke on 03/27/2001